OK, the meme this month will be “dumb SQL questions”. Yeah, I know what you are thinking, you want to tell me that “there are no dumb questions”. That’s fine, but you’re wrong. There are lots of dumb questions. If you need an example try this: “what will happen if I insert this screwdriver into … Read more
The next meme Monday is upon us! Next week (on Monday, of course) will be your next writing exercise. The theme this time around will be “dumb SQL questions”. These can be questions you have been asked, or questions you want to ask. It really doesn’t matter as long as you can write a post … Read more
This time we are going to use the Hugo song “99 Problems” for our posts. The reason for this is because I keep replacing the word “disk” in the hook every time I hear that song. And that got me thinking: how many things can go wrong with a database server that are NOT related … Read more
OK folks, for those that took part last time, I thank you very much. I had lots of great feedback on my little idea and I want to keep it going. Same rules as last time, you don’t need to be tagged, you don’t need to link back anywhere, you just need to write. (Remember, … Read more
Welcome to the first Meme Monday! Today’s meme is “Write a SQL blog post in 11 words or less”, and here is my entry: Training? You are not good enough. Go back to your cube. Not that tagging is necessary in a Meme Monday, but I am going to tag: Brent Ozar Tim Ford Jeremiah … Read more
This is my 600th blog post. That seems like a lot of…well…nothing. In celebration of 600 blog posts I have decided to start a meme. The concept is simple: The first Monday of every month people write about a topic. Think T-SQL Tuesday, or Un-SQL Friday but without the overhead of hosting or linking back … Read more
