HOW TO: Connect To A Windows Azure VM Using SQL Server Management Studio

In 2013, right before I was helping to deliver a precon seminar at TechEd on Windows Azure SQL Database, Microsoft made available the ability for customers to use virtual machines running in Windows Azure. This allowed for users to run on-premises version of SQL Server but have the instance hosted in the cloud. The natural … Read more

Viewing SQL Server 2008 R2 Audit Logs Using SSMS 2012

Short version of this post: you can’t. I’m fairly certain Microsoft won’t be able to return the hours I spent trying to view the SQL Server 2008 R2 audit logs using SSMS 2012. But they don’t have too, really, because they know I can’t quit them at this point. This all came about recently as … Read more

BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft SQL Server Will Do What You Tell It To Do

The voice on the other end of the line was concerned. It would appear that their server was having memory issues. But they already knew the answer, the memory issues were ‘expected’ due to the fact that they were running Microsoft SQL Server. “SQL Server is a memory hog, it uses all that the server has!” … Read more