Database Filegroups: Just Like Seatbelts But With Less Chafing

Years ago I left school after getting my graduate degree in Mathematics and got myself a real job, you know the one that had things like a pension and health insurance. Since it was only the cost of a co-pay I decided to visit a doctor to have a physical done because, well, isn’t that … Read more

Things I Didn’t Do For the MCM Lab Exam

Not everyone consumes information in the same exact way. So whenever I hear about people that say “here’s how you should study” it bothers me because they aren’t taking the time to know what works best for the individual. That’s how I shared my MCM prep tips last week; I told you what worked for me. … Read more

Viewing SQL Server 2008 R2 Audit Logs Using SSMS 2012

Short version of this post: you can’t. I’m fairly certain Microsoft won’t be able to return the hours I spent trying to view the SQL Server 2008 R2 audit logs using SSMS 2012. But they don’t have too, really, because they know I can’t quit them at this point. This all came about recently as … Read more