What To Do If Your Database Catches Fire

What To Do If Your Database Catches Fire

I need to deep fry a turbaconducken. This isn’t a want, no. This is a primal need of mine. I feel so strongly about this that it’s on my bucket list. It is positioned right below hiring two private investigators to follow each other, and right above building an igloo with the Inuit. Deep frying a … Read more

Rebooting the MCM Program Using an RV and an Endless Supply of Chicken Wings

Rebooting the MCM program with an RV and endless supply of chicken wings

Last week Microsoft killed their Certified Masters program, essentially making my glass trophy as worthless as…well…a trophy in a bookcase. Today there was a phone call with Microsoft Learning and 250 lucky MCM participants. The result of the phone call? Just more frustration for everyone. What I was hoping for was to hear details about … Read more

What’s The Biggest Mistake You Make Each Day?

Multi-tasking. That’s the biggest mistake people make each and every day. Wait, you think you are good at multi-tasking? If you are, then I’ll wager that the quality of your work isn’t as good as it could be. If you aren’t good at multi-tasking, I’ll wager that you have someone in your life wondering why you aren’t … Read more