I Bet Firefighters Would Make Great DBAs

If your house were on fire who would you call? Would you call the architect first? Or would you call the fire department? Of course you would. Yet when your application performance is so poor as to be unusable, who do you call first? The architect? No! You call the database administrator. We’re the ones to … Read more

10 Ways to Avoid Datatype Mismatches

How well do you know your data? I’m not talking about user names, passwords, or credit card numbers. I don’t expect you to know the values stored inside the rows and tables of your database (although I *was* once called out for not knowing such details so apparently there are some people out there that … Read more

How To: Right-sizing The Datatypes Currently In The Buffer Pool

Recently I shared a piece of code that would help you to right size the datatypes inside of a database. I’ve received a lot of feedback since that post and it has spurred me to think a little bit deeper on the topic of datatypes and performance. The script I shared only examined whats are … Read more