The DBA Plate for 2016

Four years ago I wrote about the DBA Plate, which was a reference to the food plate that replaced the food pyramid right about the time the U.S. Congress declared pizza to be a vegetable. I had every intention of keeping the plate updated annually but never got around to doing so because reasons. Well, today is the day. You’re welcome.

#datahug

As I mentioned yesterday, during the PASS Summit keynote I held up a placard that said #SQLFamily on one side and ‘Hug Me’ on the other. I suddenly realized that this was creating a hug bottleneck of sorts because (1) there is only one sign (and it’s mine, don’t bother asking) and (2) I only had … Read more

PASS Summit 2015 Preview

The air is getting colder, I’m seeing pumpkins on the front steps, and the PASS Summit is happening at the end of the month. Together that can mean only one thing: It’s time for the PASS Summit preview! In less then three weeks I will head to Seattle to attend my twelfth consecutive PASS Summit. But for those of … Read more