Free Coffee

I went into Starbucks yesterday to get my free tall coffee after voting. I walked up to the counter and said, “Can I get a free venti, because I voted twice?” The barista laughed, and handed me a grande instead. The lesson, as always, make the world laugh and people will hand you free coffee.

Carbon Offsets and Religion

Just read an article by Duncan Clark, writing for Ode magazine, who credits George Monbiot with the comparison of carbon offsets to the ancient Catholic Church’s practice of selling indulgences. Sure, the link is two years old, and perhaps everyone has already read these comments before today. Sorry if I am late to the game … Read more

SQLServerPedia Wiki

Yesterday marked the soft launch of a new technical resource, the SQLServerPedia Wiki. The official launch will happen during the PASS conference next month, but I wanted to help spread the word now. Why? Good question. In addition to my crime fighting duties, I also happen to be the Monitoring Editor for the wiki.  Brent asked me … Read more