Comments on: 42 Things You Should Never, Ever Say To a DBA

By: Niels Grove-Rasmussen

Niels Grove-Rasmussen — Fri, 21 Sep 2018 21:01:39 +0000

“The SharePoint site is slow! Can you see anything?”

ThomasLaRock — Mon, 21 Dec 2015 18:39:00 +0000

In reply to Steve Rezhener. Yeah, that's painfully familiar to me.

Steve Rezhener — Sat, 19 Dec 2015 07:33:00 +0000

We don’t need a backup, we have log shipping!

Steve Rezhener — Sat, 19 Dec 2015 07:32:00 +0000

Why do we need to store records in table if we can store them in a file?

Steve Rezhener — Sat, 19 Dec 2015 07:28:00 +0000

This SQL Server is too slow. Can we move to Unix?

ThomasLaRock — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 14:36:00 +0000

In reply to Thomas Rushton. Missed that, will add it to the updated list.

Thomas Rushton — Tue, 11 Aug 2015 10:11:00 +0000

43: We’re out of coffee.