Comments on: Yeah, That Can Be My Next Tweet https://thomaslarock.com/2011/04/yeah-that-can-be-my-next-tweet/ Thomas LaRock is an author, speaker, data expert, and SQLRockstar. He helps people connect, learn, and share. Along the way he solves data problems, too. Sun, 27 Nov 2011 04:41:48 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 By: an infrastructure DBA https://thomaslarock.com/2011/04/yeah-that-can-be-my-next-tweet/#comment-2519 Thu, 14 Apr 2011 13:44:04 +0000 http://thomaslarock.com/?p=5944#comment-2519 Top 10 uses for Twitter:

10) Keep that parole officer informed out your whereabouts.

9) Neighborhood dealer can shout out when that good Peruvian flake lands.

8) “Hey, Jim Jones from Guyana says we MUST drink the grape Kool-Aid RIGHT NOW … ! ”

7) Puppy mills and Michael Vick be maintainin’ 1 bad ass degree of separation.

6) Fish for feedback on pulling the plug for that loved one on life support.

5) Flash mob can congregate and maim a random IRS auditor.

4) Proudly tweet your recent colonoscopy to your special friends.

3) Have an “Off the hook!” moment with Charles Manson’s ‘My Murder Memoir’ feed.

2) 140 characters bets you never miss a local Ku Klux Klan rally again.

1) Finally realizing the government loves social networking, as it makes their dream job of spying / subpoenaing /
subjugating you SO much easier … PRICELESS.

Now, go read up on Carnivore and Echelon.

]]> By: Claire https://thomaslarock.com/2011/04/yeah-that-can-be-my-next-tweet/#comment-2518 Wed, 13 Apr 2011 14:26:21 +0000 http://thomaslarock.com/?p=5944#comment-2518 Hahah some of these are epic. My favorite sources for crazaaay tweets are @wise_kaplan and @crankykaplan, @justinrosslee and @kanyewest (obvi).

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