Really? Because I looked outside my window and don’t see anything yet.

I got this email yesterday and I have to give this spammer credit, they really did make me take notice.

armageddon

 

 

 

So I looked out the window and did not see anything and then I started to think that maybe if someone did start Armageddon they probably would not bother to send out an email press release. I would think they would start by appearing on Fox News and then start the email chain going.

It has been several hours since I got the email and still no sign of the apocalypse. Todays question will therefore be: Did Armageddon really start and if so, why can I not see it?

9 thoughts on “Really? Because I looked outside my window and don’t see anything yet.”

  1. Huh, Jason Massie and I got the email at the same time. Guess BaconBitsAndBytes.com was popular with God. You would think that he’d pick a better name for his return. Like Brad Pitt or Stone Thunderclap. Dick Brown? Might as well have been Gaylord Semenstain.

    Guess I’m off the “chosen ones” list now!

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  2. Read the release notes, Tom. You need to be on v3.5 to see the Armageddon. You’re probably on 3.4 still, so the best you’ll be able to get is a plague of locusts.

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    • Crap, I am only on v2.8, so I don’t even have locusts. I had some Japanese beetles, maybe four or five of them, buzz me as I sat by the pool the other day. That’s probably it for me.

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