Things Only I Find Amusing

This Is Not a Joke

No sir, this is serious. But if I may be so bold, could I ask just a handful of questions before I step back in time with you? Thanks.
First, why must I supply my own weapons?
Second, how far back are we going? Because that would be useful to know before picking out what weapons I [...]

A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

“…but you can hear it on the coconut telegraph…”
Well, it happened. Again. I got tagged by Tim Ford (@SQLAgentman), who talks about surviving for six months on a tropical island with your only sustenance being coconuts and you spend the time dreaming about all the things you would like to be spending time doing if [...]

From Finger to Bung

Want to know how my mind works? So does Congress, so perhaps you need to stand in line. I honestly have no idea myself, only that I can often find myself connecting dots with lines at the strangest times. Like yesterday while at my daughter’s soccer game.
As I sat there watching I started to think [...]