I need to deep fry a turbaconducken. This isn’t a want, no. This is a primal need of mine. I feel so strongly about this that it’s on my bucket list. It is positioned right below hiring two private investigators to follow each other, and right above building an igloo with the Inuit. Deep frying a … Read more
Well, of course you feel that way, especially when all the data is yours for the taking, much like dinner on Thanksgiving.
It happens every year. You sit at the table, feeling full and wanting more. So many choices are on the table for you. Having already sampled everything at least once, and despite no longer needing any additional calories, you stand up and stick your fork into plate of juicy turkey flesh. You take a huge … Read more
