Today I got home and found a package on the steps…in the rain. The box was addressed to me, had yellow police tape across the top, and a green sticker that said ‘AUTHORS COPIES’.

The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!

The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!

I brought the box into the house and eventually opened it. You can get more of an idea how I felt by watching the video.

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Yeah, it’s for real. You can order your copy from http://dbasurvivor.com.