No sir, this is serious. But if I may be so bold, could I ask just a handful of questions before I step back in time with you? Thanks.

First, why must I supply my own weapons?

Second, how far back are we going? Because that would be useful to know before picking out what weapons I should bring.

Third, when did you want to leave? Because it could take anywhere from a few days to a few weeks or even months to acquire the necessary weapons.

Fourth, are we going back in space as well as time? What if where we are standing used to be a mountain? Would we end up embedded into the rock somehow? Or in the middle (or bottom) of an ocean? What good would weapons do for us at that point?

Lastly, how much money are we talking about? Because I could use a little bit up front in order to buy those weapons.

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