SQLstrology

So the other day I noticed that colorstrology is apparently a real thing and not something that I thought I was dreaming about after pulling an all night bender with ten pounds of double thick bacon. But what has yet to be written, until now that is, would be…wait for it…wait for it…
SQLstrology.
Yeah, that’s right, [...]

Updated Rankings

I have updated the rankings page, we had a few people move around since the last update. We also have two new faces to welcome into the tempdb, which is now full and will need to have someone dropped because my disk is not large enough. As always, refer to the FAQ page if you [...]

Thinking Differently

Many, many years ago there lived a little boy who showed a great aptitude for numbers. He loved numbers very much and was able to learn how to add and multiply even before he was old enough to go to school.
When he was old enough to enter school he found himself presented with a question [...]

The Silent DBA

Today I saw a great post by master blogger Buck Woody that talks about putting DBA’s into two categories: those you see and those you don’t. I have often subscribed to the theory that the best DBA’s are the ones you never see. The idea is that if you do need to see them, then [...]