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Updated PASS List of People I Want To Meet

Here is an updated list of people heading (hopefully) to PASS that I intend to stalk meet for the first time.

  • Aaron Alton
  • Andrew Clarke
  • Rod Colledge
  • Jack Corbett
  • Pinal Dave
  • Jason Hall (the one from Red Gate, which I will now just call J-Red)
  • K. Brian Kelley (will KBK be in the house?)
  • Chris Massey
  • Jason Massie
  • Paul Randal-Tripp
  • Jorge Segarra (tentative, he may need to bum a ride, and a place to crash)
  • Peter Shire
  • Nic Smith
  • Colin Stasiuk
  • Kimberly L. Tripp (I am just going to call her KLT, because it is close enough to BLT)
  • Michelle Ufford
  • Kendal Van Dyke

I’ll keep adding names to the list, let me know if you are attending…and if you want to meet…or if you would prefer I stay away from you and you don’t want to bother with a restraining order.

For those that will not be able to attend the Summit this year, I want to offer you some tips on some of the various Twitter hashtags that may be in use during the first week in November.

  • #sqlpass
  • #pass09
  • #quizbowl
  • #sevendollarbeers
  • #celko
  • #passrocks
  • #freetshirts
  • #noNDAhere
  • #bacon
  • #sqlpalooza
  • #jaeger
  • #tattoos
  • #jeremiahcagematch
  • #jeremiahlookshurt
  • #call911

Chances are if you do a search for those hashtags you will probably be able to keep up with all of the activities for the week.

Asides

  • The question this week has to do with your data entry validation. For most ETL processes there is a lot of effort put into scrubbing of data for various reasons and benefits. So, how and what do you use to scrub your data? And what about the data that, while technically “fits” into a particular field, [...] Click for more...
  • No sir, this is serious. But if I may be so bold, could I ask just a handful of questions before I step back in time with you? Thanks. First, why must I supply my own weapons? Second, how far back are we going? Because that would be useful to know before picking out what weapons I [...] Click for more...
  • No question again this week, so I decided to just give you some random thoughts to ponder for the weekend.You’re welcome. Time travel is to a science fiction writer what babies are to sitcom writers. It is what you use when you cannot think of anything else, or want to be given as much leeway as [...] Click for more...
  • After skipping the question last week, and not being smart enough to think of one this week, I have decided to simply mail it in. Enjoy. “Do you know the muffin man?” Click for more...
  • This amazed me. I mean, besides the five pounds part because I can understand how easy it is to eat several pounds of bacon before you even realize what you have done. And note that the five pounds is probably the pre-cooked weight, so the actual weight consumed is less, but still it is an [...] Click for more...